time for a new bumper sticker

my poorly-designed and inferiorly-manufactured american made car finally gave up the ghost last week and it became necessary to put it out of its misery. having been thru 3 US car ownerships, complete with constant and staggeringly costly repair bills, i finally came to the conclusion millions have already discovered…American cars SUCK. since i don't have McMillions to flush on idiotic repair bills just to keep an american car running, and american autoworkers employed, i finally went and purchased my second well-built, reliable used Japanese car [my first was totalled via auto accident].

so now comes the responsibility to add a pithy and/or silly bumper sticker to my new vehicle, hereafter named Sebastian. currently i'm toying with these choices:

but the one i am most tempted to stick to my bumper is:

i've always wanted to drive around with that message blaring from my bumper. a worthy thought indeed. well we'll see.

by the way, while at my local Nissan dealer i noticed the place was PACKED with customers on all 3 days i visited. my salesman confirmed that its always like this, and he hardly has a moment to eat lunch. hmmm…

…so if there's no shortage of car consumers in need of purchasing vehicles, why then must GM, Ford, and Chrysler [which isn't really American anymore, but pretends to be by building crap] run special "Employee Discount" campaigns just to get suckers in the door? could it possibly be…no…no, say it isn't so…could it be that perhaps their cars SUCK and consumers are aware that GM, Ford, and Chrysler built vehicles are the shittiest in the land?…even with a "discount". if you've already succumbed and bought one via the "Employee Discount" sale, i'd strongly suggest you put the money you saved in the bank so you have it handy for withdrawal when your vehicle ends up in the shop, which will of course be continuously throughout your ownership. good luck :)